At fixR we get our fair share of weird remodeling requests… here’s some of our favorites:

Bigfoot needs a bigger shoe closet

Who couldn’t use more closet space?

For Bigfoot, it’s a no-brainer. He’s greatly in need of a walk-in closet to store his huge collection of hiking boots. This will be a fairly straightforward remodeling job, and you can be sure he’ll stay out of your way. You won’t even know he’s  there. Read more

Jabba The Hutt and his Messy Toilet

Jabba’s toilet has been on the fritz after he recently “dropped the cargo”. His arms are short and his body unyielding, so self-repairing this bowl is not an option.

Droids shall not apply. Read more

Bespoke Home Security Installation for 007

Bond is currently in the United States on business. Let’s just call it a diplomatic mission as part of Her Majesty’s Secret Service, and he’s in need of a few renovations to a bedroom within the flat he’s been assigned. Read more

Guess who wants to set up another pyramid scheme

Our job poster is not really a homeowner anymore, he’s recently had to relocate from New York to North Carolina for reasons he’s not at liberty to discuss. Suffice to say it wasn’t his decision to make. And now that he’s at his new gig, and there are a lot of… let’s say neighbors, who are giving him the stink eye.. Read More

Rooster needs chicken fence

Our next requester considers himself a lucky rooster with five ladies in his harem. It was six until Bluebell met a Ford last week and this is why he’s seeking help. Read more

Remove Man-Eating Machine from Beach

Not exactly a home remodeling request… but worth reading nonetheless. Read more

Fortress of Solitude needs a designer touch

A big fortress made of ice seems pretty awesome, especially on the outside. Well after years of looking at the same old ice walls and sitting on the same old ice couches Superman is getting tired of it. Read more

Lady Sylvanis requests elevator repair

We are not WoW fans so we cannot really say much:  It seems that the elevators that lead to down into the Undercity are moving way to quick or the doors allow Lady Sylvanis’ allies to fall off to thier death way too often. Read more

Voldemort Seeking Contractors

If you are a muggle reading this please come at once. Nagini hasn’t had a good meal for days. Read more

Darth Vader in desperate need of new kitchen

This little gem at the end of the request does it for us “Do not think badly of the Dark Lord or you die. This bid is contingent upon keeping your head. If you die in the course of the work, payment will not be issued. WARNING: Anyone who thinks badly of the Dark Lord dies. That is why we are seeking further bids this week; repair crew for task one had some bad ideas and were choked a la “The Force”. Don’t force us to have to seek even more bids“ Read more