Bricks needed for pyramid scheme
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Fake Bernie Madoff |
| Location: | Butner, NC (27509)
(See map) 27509
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| Posted on: | 07/17 |
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The job has finished
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Description
Okay, here's the deal. I've recently had to relocate from New York to North Carolina for reasons I'm not at liberty to discuss for purposes of this listing. Suffice to say it wasn't my decision to make. And now that I'm here at my new gig, I have a lot of time on my hands, and there are a lot of... let's say neighbors, who are giving me the stink eye, and frankly, it makes me a little nervous.
So to take my mind off the stress of the big move I'm looking for a few forward-thinking souls to help me with a construction project:
I need several contractors to lend me a brick or two each. With these bricks, we shall begin building, and then my... neighbors, desperate for recreation, will see my project, be inspired to help build it, and will contribute their own bricks to it. When the project is finished, it'll sadly have to be broken down as nothing so permanent is allowed in my... residence. So when that happens, I can give you back even more bricks than you gave me, which is a great return on your original investment. I shall in no way take your bricks and use them as currency to stave off the nightly beatings from the residence guards.
Oh, yes, what is the project we will be making? A pyramid, of course.
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