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Jabba the Hutt Toilet Bowl Plunging

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Job poster: Jabba the Hutt
Posted on:07/17
End time: The job has finished
Location:Amherst, MA (01003) (See map)

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I dropped my cargo

My toilet has been on the fritz after I recently "dropped my cargo". My arms are short and my body unyielding, so self-repairing this bowl is not an option.

Droids shall not apply

I would get a droid to do it, but it would surely short-circuit at the sight of the mess. If I didn't know any better, I'd suspect Solo was down there clogging it up. But Jabba has screamed, "Solo! Come out of there, Solo!", and he has not met my demands. So I suspect it was something I ate.

Task list - not for the DIY aficionado

1. Wipe the goulash from the toilet bowl seats, sides and floor.

2. Salvage any whole or partial Klatooine paddy frogs in and around my bowl. They are my favorite, but dared to not sit well with me. I will still eat these later. Do not fail to bring me my paddy frogs, or you?re bantha fodder.

3. Use the plunger vigorously to restore my toilet to its former glory.

4. Do not attempt to bargain price with me. There will be no bargaining, or I shall enjoy watching you die.

 

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