Remodel Vodelmort's Serpent-Style Home (Hey, you might even survive until the you're done with the job!)
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Lord Voldemort |
| Location: | Worcester, MA (01607)
(See map) 01607
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| Posted on: | 07/17 |
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Description
Protect horcruxes
First and foremost, I am too weak to keep my horcruxes hidden from Harry Potter so you better install something to protect them. Even Gringrotts is not safe enough so if you are a goblin it would be in your best interest to stop reading this right now. (If you are a muggle reading this please come at once. Nagini hasn't had a good meal for days)
Serpent-proof kitchen
It is high time that the kitchen got a human cooker so that Nagini can have her meals the way she wants. This appliance should be indestructable in case Nagini tries to eat it before it is ready, and it should be fast. Do not try to amuse me by messing around with muggle things. (Arthur Weasley that means you)
Harry Potter Repellent
Sometimes I get scared of Harry Potter. Naturally I need the latest addition of the Harry Potter Home Security System. This should be able to keep Harry Potter out of my property if he dares try to enter. This is the most crucial piece so if you mess up I will do much worse than suey you or whatever it is you muggles call it.
Energy Saving Lighting Fixtures - well... no lights at all
All lighting fixtures of any sort shall be removed. The light hurts my pale skin, and it is altogether way too happy. I am Lord Voldemort. Do you not think I can see in the dark?
Clean muck and weeds
As stated above, my newest abode is a serpent-style home. The ponds that make up the eyes are full of muck and weeds. I can no longer use them to search the air for intruders. Clean them out so that the water is crystal clear but don't you dare maim, kill, or remove any of my dark, deadly creatures that reside there.
Snake Room
I need a 'Snake Room' so that I can keep many spies ready to be sent out to see what my lousy Death Eaters are doing wrong at the moment. They all get off too easy and I can be sure that many deserve punishment. This should also be pre-filled with the snakes. I do not have the time to summon them here myself.
Note: All snakes are required to be deadly.
I am not very smart, so...
Since I am not smart enough to keep my horcruxes hidden well enough, I need a room where I can keep close watch on them. You must also collect them all and have them placed in there. It is not likely that you will succeed but Nagini needs a good meal.
You may even survive...
Lastly, no grudge shall be held against Lord Voldemort even if he gets mad and finishes you off. The jobs need to be done promptly and if you are not prompt enough, it is possible that you may meet your end.
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Finished with no questions
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