How long could you survive on a ROOF during a HURRICANE?

The Ground Rules

• You are stuck at the top of a roof
• You are wearing only your pajamas
• There's a big hurricane coming in

• 1	Are you heavy enough to stay put? I eat all my meals at McDonald's ® - it would take a forklift to move me I am average weight - I might outlast a Category 1 storm Dieting is my life - I'm afraid to buy a helium balloon. 4 Questions Left

• 2	What type of roof is on your house? It is a flat rooftop It is a medium pitch rooftop It is a very steep pitch rooftop (almost non-walkable... except for me) 3 Questions Left

• 3

  How mentally determined are you to meet the roof hurricane challenge? I have a monkey mind. Once the wind starts blowing, I might decide to hang onto a tree, instead. I'm the determined type: once I decide to last it out, I'll hang on until I'm physically forced to let go. I have mastered the nineth and highest level of emotional centering. Be water, my friend. 2 Questions Left

• 4	Do you have something to tie yourself to a chimney or antenna? If I suck in my gut, my belt might work I could unravel my sweater I have strong hands... and long nails None of the above 1 Questions Left

• 5	Do your shoes have good traction? Football cleats - I'm saved! I can poke my stiletto heals through the shingles I guess this was the wrong day for flip-flops I am wearing my hiking shoes